awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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