Kiss
Puke
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
