dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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