"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize