girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
he just fucked me for my cheese.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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