...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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