Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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