What a fucking waste of an outfit
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
