I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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