bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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