Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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