Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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