I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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