do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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