every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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