put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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