They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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