I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
