I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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