After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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