ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
The Olympian is in my bed
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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