i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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