butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
tell me about the fingering
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