This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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