My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
His hands were made for my vagina.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
sex on a bike is impossible
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