He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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