summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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