My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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