just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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