So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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