office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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