Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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