Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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