i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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