school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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