fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
