There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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