dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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