where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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