I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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