I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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