i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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