After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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