I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
