Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
