So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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