I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
