I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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