Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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