I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
