You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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