I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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