Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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