I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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